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14 Franchises · 2 Divisions · 2026–27

The Teams

Seven in Alpha, seven in Omega — all fourteen seats locked in for '26–27. Every crest, hand-drawn; every record, real. The big number is where they finished in 2026.

Division Alpha

7 teams
5 Astoria Professors crest
Alpha
Astoria Professors
Ioannis Ladis · you
The 2025 champion (17–3, +322) followed it with another 16–4 in '26 — then bowed out fifth. A dynasty that keeps knocking on the door.
2026 16–4Finish 5thTitles 1
3 The Babycakes crest
Alpha
The Babycakes
Janise Higgins
Bronze in 2025 and again in 2026. Never the loudest team in the room — always the one still standing on the last weekend.
2026 15–5Finish 3rd
12 Glass Factory crest
Alpha
Glass Factory
Dwayne Patterson
Runner-up in '25 as Boss Taqs, then a rebrand and a rebuilding 9–11. The contention window is still cracked open.
2026 9–11Finish 12th
10 Brooklyn Kings crest
Alpha
Brooklyn Kings
Michael Surin
The commissioner's steady vets — right in the thick of the pack every single season.
2026 9–11Finish 10th
8 Pulling From Deep crest
Alpha
Pulling From Deep
Manuel Espinoza
Lives behind the arc. An 11–9 winning record in '26 that just missed the cut.
2026 11–9Finish 8th
11 Jermaine's Finest Team crest
Alpha
Jermaine's Finest Team
Jermaine Reid
A rough 5–15 in '26 — Jermaine's building toward better.
2026 5–15Finish 11th
9 Greek Freak crest
Alpha
Greek Freak
Aris Karapidakis & Dan Dapelo · co-gov
The prodigal returns — Aris is back, now co-governing with money man Dan Dapelo. The grievances are already filed.
2026 9–11Status Re-joined '27

Division Omega

7 teams
1 Jamel's Scary Team crest
Omega
Jamel's Scary Team
Jamel Wilkins
Worst-to-first. Dead last in 2024, sat out 2025, then ran the whole bracket as a #4 seed and cut down the nets. The champ is scary now.
2026 15–5Finish 1stTitles 1
2 Astoria Hoops crest
Omega
Astoria Hoops
Mike Petridis
Back-to-back 16–4 seasons and still chasing the first ring. The finest regular-season team money can't cash.
2026 16–4Finish 2nd
4 NYC Above The Rim crest
Omega
NYC Above The Rim
Lateef Myles
Lateef won it all in 2024 from the bracket. Still hunting banner number two.
2026 10–10Finish 4thTitles 1
6 Brooklyn MuTONEbo crest
Omega
Brooklyn MuTONEbo
Antonio Anderson
The finger-wagging crew posted a winning 11–9 in '26. Come inside — the paint is closed.
2026 11–9Finish 6th
7 Antonios's Angry Team crest
Omega
Antonios's Angry Team
Antonios Mitropoulos
Bull-strong. A 14–6 monster in '25, then a middle-of-the-pack 10–10 in '26.
2026 10–10Finish 7th
Gimmie The Loot crest
Omega
Gimmie The Loot
On Point · new
New manager, and he came to collect. Draft night is the first heist.
2026–27 Debut
14 Hiawatha's Heated Team crest
Omega
Hiawatha's Heated Team
Hiawatha Colbert
The league's beloved basement — 1–19 in '26 and 4–56 across three years. Undefeated at showing up.
2026 1–19Finish 14th
Records shown are 2026 final placement, pulled from your ESPN League Office. Full per-manager franchise pages — season-by-season, head-to-head, draft history — build once the live ESPN feed is on. The room is full: Greek Freak (Aris Karapidakis & Dan Dapelo) re-joined to take the fourteenth seat, co-governing.