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Order set · Sunday, Oct 18, 6:15pm
The Draft Room
The draft order is set for October 18 (below). Once you draft, every pick lands here forever — round, slot, owner — auto-graded against the season. Player names fill in on draft night.
Draft Order · Round 1, official
snake · Sun Oct 18, 6:15pm
Pick 1 · 1.01
Glass Factory
Dwayne Patterson
Pick 2 · 1.02
Brooklyn MuTONEbo
Antonio Anderson
Pick 3 · 1.03
Greek Freak
Aris Karapidakis & Dan Dapelo
Pick 4 · 1.04
NYC Above The Rim
Lateef Myles
Pick 5 · 1.05
Brooklyn Kings
Michael Surin
Pick 6 · 1.06
Pulling From Deep
Manuel Espinoza
Pick 7 · 1.07
Jermaine's Finest Team
Jermaine Reid
Pick 8 · 1.08
Jamel's Scary Team
Jamel Wilkins
Pick 9 · 1.09
Antonios's Angry Team
Antonios Mitropoulos
Pick 10 · 1.10
Astoria Professors
Ioannis Ladis
Pick 11 · 1.11
Gimmie The Loot
On Point
Pick 12 · 1.12
Astoria Hoops
Mike Petridis
Pick 13 · 1.13
Hiawatha's Heated Team
Hiawatha Colbert
Pick 14 · 1.14
The Babycakes
Janise Higgins
The Steal · how it works
e.g. 11.05 · pick 148
a late-round defensive stud
steals get a banner
Player names fill in automatically from your ESPN draft (league.draft — round, slot, overall, owner) the moment the Oct 18 draft is done, and each pick auto-grades against the season. Harlan's roast logic reads these exact slots, so a #1 overall never gets called a "steal." Snake format — whoever closes Round 1 at pick 14 opens Round 2.