THE GAZETTE · PRESEASON 2026
Harlan has a message for Hiawatha
Harlan takes the microphone and checks three seasons of receipts.
23 seconds · Harlan’s talking performance
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From the October 8 preseason pilot. Records refer to completed 2024–2026 regular seasons.
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Harlan Hott has a message for Hiawatha. Four wins. Fifty-six losses. That's the record across twenty twenty-four, twenty twenty-five, and twenty twenty-six. Pick players you mean to use. Keep up with the roster. Make the rest of this room earn the joke for a change. Rebuilding is allowed. A permanent construction permit is getting embarrassing.