THE GAZETTE · 2026-10-08
Hiawatha renews the construction permit

A quick cut from the approved preseason show.
0:23 · Harlan Hott
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Harlan Hott has a message for Hiawatha. Four wins. Fifty-six losses. That's the record across twenty twenty-four, twenty twenty-five, and twenty twenty-six. Pick players you mean to use. Keep up with the roster. Make the rest of this room earn the joke for a change. Rebuilding is allowed. A permanent construction permit is getting embarrassing.
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Recorded October 8, 2026, from verified league history for 2024–2026 and the September 19 Gazette. These are preseason performances, including historical teams and names.