Hiawatha's Heated Team

And now. Hiawatha.

Four wins. Fifty-six losses. Three seasons.

Four and fifty-six. Your opponents should be sending you Christmas cards.

So you've drafted LeBron James. Stephen Curry. Later, Draymond Green.

You brought both sides of the twenty sixteen Finals together to investigate what the fuck you've been doing for three years.

LeBron and Steph. Finally united against a common enemy: Hiawatha's fantasy management.

And you get Greek Freak first. Aris and Dan. Two managers against one.

Considering the record, that feels like an excessive use of personnel.