
FIRST RATE TAKE · TEAM CLIP · 0:31
Greek Freak
Shai and the six uncles
Aris and Dan · Draft-night special
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Greek Freak. Aris and Dan. Two managers, one roster, and apparently neither man knew when the reunion was over.
Shai. Durant. Harden. Lillard. Then Paul George, DeRozan and Jrue Holiday.
Shai joined a fantasy team and found himself in a group chat with six uncles.
Yes, Kevin, the little microphone means you're recording a voice note.
And two managers means one of you can prepare the excuse while the other checks whether it contradicts last week's excuse. Efficient.
Recorded October 18, 2026, using the completed draft and verified 2024–2026 league history. Contains strong language. This first release retains its original spoken SmackDown opener.