
FIRST RATE TAKE · TEAM CLIP · 0:25
Gimmie The Loot
Your win was spiritually invalid
On Point · Draft-night special
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On Point. Mitchell, Maxey, Mobley, Garland. That's a good opening. Annoyingly good.
You play John first. Beat him and you may receive a forty-eight-slide presentation explaining why you haven't actually beaten him.
Slide one: sample size. Slide two: Cooper Flagg's ceiling. Slide forty-eight: your win was spiritually invalid.
Take the points. Close the presentation.
Recorded October 18, 2026, using the completed draft and verified 2024–2026 league history. Contains strong language. This first release retains its original spoken SmackDown opener.