FIRST RATE TAKE · TEAM CLIP · 0:20
Brooklyn MuTONEbo
Three centers and a ladder
Big TONE · Draft-night special
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Big TONE opened with Wembanyama, Bam Adebayo and Jalen Duren. Three picks. Three centers.
Were you drafting a basketball team or trying to get a kite out of a tree?
The roster needs a little red light on top so planes can see it.
Babycakes gets you in week one. Janise, bring guards. And a ladder.
Recorded October 18, 2026, using the completed draft and verified 2024–2026 league history. Contains strong language. This first release retains its original spoken SmackDown opener.