The Babycakes

Janise. Brunson at fourteen. Towns at fifteen. Randle in round four.

You reached the turn and started shopping like Madison Square Garden had given you a gift card.

Third in twenty twenty-five. Third in twenty twenty-six.

You've turned bronze into a loyalty program. One more and they give you a free sandwich.

The Babycakes keep getting close. This year, take the trophy home before they ask whether you want your usual table.