Astoria Hoops

Mike Petridis. Sixteen and four. Then sixteen and four again.

Thirty-two regular-season wins across two years. No title in either.

Mike has perfected the art of getting to the airport early and missing the fucking plane.

Priority boarding. Lounge access. Trophy still in departures.

Barnes and Sengun is a serious start. But this year, please stay for the flight. The championship doesn't award frequent-flyer miles.