Astoria Hoops gets a certificate

Mike, the evidence is excellent. Sixteen wins and four losses in twenty twenty-five. Sixteen wins and four losses in twenty twenty-six. Thirty-two regular-season wins. You've made winning look routine. Then the playoffs ask a follow-up question, and suddenly the microphone stops working. The court recognizes Mike's consistency. We have prepared a certificate. It says: excellent attendance, trophy sold separately.